Wedding Cake

Vanilla buttercream up top — the same smell as the inside of a bakery box. Underneath that is sweet pastry and almond marzipan. The base is pepper and damp earth, with a sour kush funk underneath that doesn't come out until the second whiff. It's recognizable — anyone who's had Wedding Cake before will pick it out the second the lid comes off.

Closer than most. On the inhale it's sweet vanilla pastry, almost dessert-like — that's the GSC side talking. On the exhale pepper and a sharper kush funk arrive, the buttercream falls back, and there's a damp-earth finish that lasts. Sweet and savory on the same hit, which is what the regulars who reach for this rotate in for.

Same strain. Pink Cookies was the original name in some markets, Wedding Cake stuck nationally after about 2019. Same Seed Junky genetics either way — Triangle Kush × Animal Mints.

Wedding Cake is the dessert-end-of-the-shelf pick. Regulars who like Gelato, Sunset Sherbet, or Ice Cream Cake walk straight to it; regulars who avoid super-sweet strains stay away. It also pulls a steady stream of curious customers who saw the name on social media — the name moves it as much as the genetics do.

Hybrid, indica-leaning. The Triangle Kush side brings the body weight; the Animal Mints side brings the bright top notes. The balance leans on the specific phenotype and the day-of harvest, but most cuts on a Washington shelf land on the heavier end.

Wedding Cake tests in the 22–27% THC range, which puts it on the higher end of the shelf. Customers with a built tolerance handle it fine; lower-tolerance customers should go a half-dose or less the first time and see how it lands.

Most regulars reach for it after dinner. Body-heavy enough that the couch is part of the plan, sweet enough on the nose that it pairs with dessert or a milk-based tea. Not a morning strain.

Not subtle — runs in the 22–27% THC range, so this isn't a strain for low-tolerance customers to over-pour. Not a morning strain. And despite the name, not actually a strain anyone smokes at their wedding; the body-weight makes that a poor plan.